powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all, those who think feminism means hating men.

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Never go to the bathroom at an ATL show...

  • Jack:Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
  • Alex:Where are you going?!
  • Jack:We're not done yet!
  • Alex:Where are you guys going!?
  • Jack:What the fuck are you doing?!
  • Alex:Guys!
  • Jack:C'mon!
  • Alex:Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
  • Jack:Now we've got to wait for them.
  • Alex:We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
  • ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
  • Alex:Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
  • Jack:Girls don't poop!
  • Alex:Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
  • Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
  • Alex:Nope, nope. False alarm.
  • Jack:False alarm.
  • Alex:False alarm. Where are they?
  • Jack:Nope.
  • Alex:That's not them.
  • Jack:Unless they both turned into a guy?
  • Alex:They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
  • Jack:That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
  • Alex:They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
  • Jack:They're probably doing drugs.
  • Alex:I'm GOING to wait.
  • Jack:Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
  • Alex:Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
  • Jack:Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
  • Alex:I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
  • Rian gets up to go and get them.
  • Alex:What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
  • Jack:Don't tell them what we're doing
  • Alex:He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
  • Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
  • Jack and Alex:YAY!!
  • Alex:Good job guys.
  • Jack:We waited for you!
  • Alex:How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
  • Jack:Are you on drugs?
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That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons.

Dave Grohl  (via meggannn)
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jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

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curehoneyofficial:

think of it: an aromantic magical girl

"love? you talk so much about this "love", you’ve never experienced it! you know it’s not real!" sneers the villain

"that’s not true!" she says in true anime protagonist fashion. "i have the love for my friends, for my family, for the people i’m trying to save! and that’s more than enough to defeat you!" 

and then she totally kicks his ass in a shower of glitter and hearts

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Zodiac Expression of Nerves

  • ♈ Aries:Hyperactivity, headaches, impulsivity, recklessness, hostility, frustration, confrontation, restlessness, rapid speech, over thinking, displays of vulnerability and need for reassurance, inability to complete minor tasks
  • ♉ Taurus:Reservation; they will dissociate into their own worlds and be untouchable, binge eating, compulsivity (cleaning, organizing, hand washing), silence; anxiety will come in waves for Taurus and be sustained for a long period, sore throat, 'blank' mindedness
  • ♊ Gemini:Giggling, restlessness, rapid speech, talkativeness, tremors, hyperactivity, distractibility, racing thoughts, insomnia, inability to stay focused on and complete even minor tasks, loud and more talkative inner monologue, chest/lung discomfort
  • ♋ Cancer:Teariness, catastrophized thinking, imagination worst case scenarios, inability to stop distressing thoughts and inner monologue, drifting off/inability to focus, food cravings, isolation but co-current feelings of neediness and reassurance, stomach cramps and nausea
  • ♌ Leo:Frustration, hostility, catastrophizing (imagining and living worst case scenarios) martyrdom, impulsivity, binge eating/drinking, they tend to go out of their way to help and do things for other people/keep busy in service, back pain, somatic troubles
  • ♍ Virgo:Digestive upset, restlessness, repetitive movements (hair twirling, counting) tremor, rapid thinking, withdrawal into isolated 'bubble', compulsive tasks (cleaning, organizing), need to keep busy and distracted may pace back and forth
  • ♎ Libra:Unusual quietness, increased needs for re assurance, stomach upset, restlessness, distractibility, insomnia, negative inner monologue, catastrophized imagination, repetitive hand motions, inability to explain themselves or say they are unwell
  • ♏ Scorpio:Increased need for control, hostility, violent frustration (wall kicking, throwing objects), irrationality, increased obsessiveness - they may spend hours and hours focused on one task almost manically, rejection of others though frustration they are not 'there', flashbacks
  • ♐ Sagittarius:Increased vocal volume, higher impulsivity, hostility, hyperactivity - they are liable to go out running or try to repress it physically, substance use, rapid thoughts, recklessness, giggling, distractible, back pain
  • ♑ Capricorn:Tension, overwhelming feelings of butterflies and nerves inside especially in their stomachs although they remain composed externally. Over thinking and inability to distract themselves from worst case scenario, hostility, isolation, tendency to take on more work shifts or responsibilities
  • ♒ Aquarius:Talkativeness, rapid speech, over thinking, restlessness, insomnia, confusion; Aquarians will feel anxious or nervous yet have little insight into why they feel this way or what is causing it, their minds and emotional responses are not connected, back pain
  • ♓ Pisces:Teariness, catastrophized thinking, inability to distract or change thought patterns, flashbacks, hysteria, chest discomfort, digestive upset/nausea, irrationality, distressing inner monologue, substance use, increased need for assurance
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allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

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A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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sterlingsea:

I don’t understand mocking people for plastic surgery

okay??? an adult made decisions about what they wanted to do with their own body??? how is this any of your concern??? ever? why do you care??? who are you?

like stop obsessing yourself with people’s surgeries, dye jobs, acrylic nails, clothing choices, teeth whitening, falsies, weaves, wigs, piercings, tattoos and make up.

I guarantee they did not do it for you and they do not care what you have to say.

Worry about yourself.

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allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

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jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame

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                                                I’m a  s  u  r  v  i  v  o  r

                                                                 A [warrior]

                                    fighter 

                                                             {but I’m broken 

                                              beyond repair}

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