Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT
SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF
CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA
REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”
ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“
ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”
they’re all dorks
welcome to the dork squad
attack on dorks
This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
you tell me
That was so beautiful
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
Made me think differently about abortion
IM NOT EVEN TALKING TO ANYONE!!!
does your religion even allow tumblr or whatever?
yes but i DO know that my religion doesn’t allow me to whoop bitches lame 2nd rate asses if they fuck w me and i think u fuckin wit me boy ima take u down town mecca get u trampled over by a couple thousand of us